The key to life, I have been told, is to take nothing personally. This is a problem if you are someone who takes things personally.
If you do not take things personally, there is also a 74% chance that you are someone who says
it is what it is
without irony. If you are one of that 74%, there is then an 89% chance that you may also find yourself saying that you have
a very full plate right now
If so, congratulations. You are born robust and thick-skinned by nature. It may be time for you to get a tattoo, to celebrate this fact. If you have been searching for a reason to get inked, there is a 98% likelihood that this is it.